Hello Welcome to the Liberal Comedian show where we'll just regurgitate the same stupid shit over and over and think that it's funny.

"Hi, I think I'm funny. You may remember me from such jokes as : "Totally Unoriginal" or "George W. Bush is dumb, hahaha laugh everyone" or "Republicans eat children" or any other recycled piece of garbage I wish to spew." Yes this quote can be attributed to many comedians such as: Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Al Franken, D.L. Hughley, and many of the writers on SNL and other Comedy shows. Yes Bill Maher is a pussy ass two-faced piece of shit. He is annoying and squeaky and not to mention, outrageously gay. Jon Stewart used to be funny until the Daily Show couldn't find any material anymore so it went to 100% bush bashing. Yes, Bush is a dumb character, but it's way overplayed. So is every political steretype. Politics and comedy should not be mixed. People who don't agree with you won't ever think it's funny and people who do will always think it's funny because they're idiots. Al Franken is also another piece of unoriginal garbage. Both of his books rip off other people like "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot" and "Lies, Liars and I take it up the ass from Bill Maher." Yes, in his lies book, he exposed Bill O'Reilly for mistakingly claiming that Inside Edition won a Peabody Award and blah blah blah, he devotes way too much time to one stupid descrepancy. Yes, Bill O'Reilly is not god, he made a mistake. What does that mean? Well if your Al Franken, it means everything you say is totally a lie and is completely unfounded. Al, come up with your own ideas. I know it's tough, but let's be constructive here. Don't ride on the fame of others. Bill O'Reilly would O'kick your fucking ass and then he would teach you how to use a vibrator in it. D.L. Hughley shouldn't be allowed to speak in public. Every thought in that man's head is pure idiocy. He just regurgitates liberal ramblings having absolutely no understanding of the things that are coming out of his mouth. He says all the ramblings like "Where are the weapons of mass destruction?" I love that one, it is so not overused yet. The bottom line is that Bill Maher is leading a secret society of comedian rejects (cept for Jon Stewart who used to be funny until he converted to Maherism). They go around saying one-line catchy phrases discrediting anything non-liberal. They have no depth to anything they say, the only depth they have is the load in each other's asses. Also I want to add something completely irrelevant. The Miss America pageant has become the Miss Politically Correct pageant and everything about the whole god damn thing is fake and so are all the frosty whores that are a part of it. MIss Florida who won, didn't even answer he essay question. She completely dodged it and gave a pre-rehearsed spiel about her topic that had nothing to do with the question. She is ugly too. Out of five final contestants, four were minorities. The Politically Correct Gods smiled upon the pageant. By the way the white girl finished fifth. THERE SHE IS MISS POLITICALLY CORRECT UGLY DUMB FROSTY WHORE. STOP SMILING SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. WE ALL KNOW THAT ALL OF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY, YOU ARE MISERABLE AND HAVE RIDICULOUSLY LOW self-esteem or else you wouldn't need to win a beauty pageant.