Balanced news, oh my

In the News 12:23am, Tue May 10

U.S. attack in Iraq kills 100 insurgents
WWII's victors, victims honored in Moscow
Bodies of missing girls found in Illinois
U.S. to pay hospitals for illegals' care
Air Force elite troops find ways to adapt
Statin drugs may ward off Alzheimer's
Gadget promises to translate baby babbling


This what unbiased news looks like. A story about how illegals take money from the government yet don't pay taxes, a story on military success in Iraq and not only insurgent success, and some good stuff about the military. I read yahoo news a lot as i am sure hundreds of thousands of people do and most of the time it is the same tired shit a lot. But good news today, some balanced reporting! Only if ever outlet would just be fair for christ sake.