Neo-Imperialist Canada
OH NO CANADA HAS SENT WARSHIPS TO A DISPUTED REGION. They know it pisses Denamrk off, yet why do they do it? They are just being the typical neo-imperialist aggressive Canada. And I also thought this was interesting...
It is also believed that global warming is causing the rapid melting of the ice across the arctic and that could make the legendary North-West Passage linking the Atlantic and the Pacific passable for ships for the first time. The US has already said that it regards the passage as an international strait, not Canadian waters.I didn't think the global warming thing was interesting, but that we will not let Canada profit from a northwest passage, ha! Seems kind of assholish to me... Anyways about that link to the global warming, here is a good excerpt for that. It pretty much sums up our goals in knowing about "global warming":
So it’s far from “case-closed” on global warming skepticism. Moreover, aside from the controversy over the satellite and weather balloon data, many key climate questions remain unanswered including: whether humans are causing significant warming; whether warming is undesirable; and whether anything be done to avert any undesirable warming.
posted by Clupbert @ 11:44 PM
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Great!
For the record, Denmark started it, but it's a perfect thing to do to get back at the moonbats who believe anyone can get by without a military.
I totally support this neo-Imperialistic Canada I'm seeing. Of course, knowing Canadian multiculturalism, the conquored people in the annexed territories will end up dominating us simply because of our tolerance.
Other areas up for annexation by Canada:
Greenland
Iceland (with a permanent IDF in Kefavlik manned by US soldiers)
Attu
Kiska
Point Roberts
Turks and Caicos
Maine (we got it once, you bastards, and we'll take it again!)
Canada can have Maine, just wait until my best friend and his family leave first. ;)
Why couldn't Canada profit from the straight being available if it's not International? Wouldn't they still be able to use it? Enlighten me, please!
I think that the proposed McKenzie pipeline might make its way somewhere up there. I'll look into it.
I don't know why the US has taken that stance. They must have some crazy reason. It might just be we have a big army and economy and that's reason enough bitches!
We also already fought a war over the Maine, ask Spain about it.
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You guys can have that stupid Northwest passage! Last time I canoed it I nearly froze my farkin' ass off. As for Jarrett's comments, he's probably right. Sooner or later, we'll discover that Canada's tough stance is not in keeping with our multicultural nature. It will be deemed offensive to Danish-Canadians. To make up for this historic injustice, and recognize the contribution Danes have made to Canadian society, we will turn that island over to Denmark, along with the Atlantic provinces, Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta and Nunavit. What the hell, we'll even throw in Maine; you guys won't notice.
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