USA first to world cup from region

The USA won the first of three berths to the world cup by blanking arch rival Mexico 2-0. Haha, fuck those guys!

U.S. star Landon Donovan said it more strongly: "They do a lot of talking. They haven't beat us in a long time here. I'm kind of sick of it. There's no better scenario than to beat them easily."

Now you're asking yourself, "What kind of shit do the Mexicans talk?".

Its coach, Ricardo Lavolpe, was not impressed by the winners.
"The U.S. is a small team," he said. "They play like my sister, my aunt and my grandmother."

It must suck to not have beaten us in the last 6 years on US soil. It must also suck to get bounced out of the World Cup by us, idiot. The real heartbreaker must be that we get to come home to America and you have to go home to Mexico.