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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

No more comments over at ESBR

Blogging just became a chore and not a hobby, and now I and Kabo are relaxed. I also want to note how much of a douche bag Morgan Spurlock is. He is the "Supersize me" guy and is now doing a new show where he takes on controversial issues and then sensationalizes them and bends the experiment in his favor. What is his point, really?
I mean it's obvious he is not the least bit objective. Supersize me was a retarded concept anyway. What was he proving? It's just the same Michael Moorish sensationalist shit. I am going to do a documentary on the following topics:

what happens if you...
...don't eat at all for 30 days
...don't go the bathroom for 30 days
...eat a diet of only bacon for 30 days
...inject myself with an AIDS infected needle
...try to stop a car going 35 mph with your face
...preach to the choir with a bunch of "documentaries" (Scratch that, I know the answer already, "make millions" is what happens)

I am just hoping he will answer some hard questions like-

where babies come from
why the sky is blue
does Morgan Spurlock think he is original

6 Comments:

At 11:45 PM, Blogger Clupbert said...

Well everytime I read something of yours, then I get dumber. So when I make a post and you comment, it all evens out.

 
At 11:57 PM, Blogger Clupbert said...

I always find it curious that complaining about someone's behavior means that you wish to have that behavior prohibited by law. It is the same cry I hear when people say "where's freedom of speech for the dixie chicks?". Just because you have freedom of speech and dissent, doesn't mean I can't bitch about your free speech and dissent.

And as for the last statement, it is just another completely unsupported opinion from you. You should call your blog, "The unsupported opinion" that way everyone will know what you're about.

 
At 12:18 AM, Blogger Clupbert said...

Well that's exactly what I'm talking about. You just say, "the whole post". No specifics, no explanation, no thought at all. Really my back is about to give out because I carry these discussions singlehandedly.

 
At 9:54 AM, Blogger Sarah said...

"Really my back is about to give out because I carry these discussions singlehandedly." That is somehow the funniest thing I've heard all day. You kill me Clupbert.

 
At 10:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds pretty predictable to me. I should do an episode called "What happens when you exercise everyday for 30 days".

Gee, I wonder what will happen? Will I still be fat? Will my back still hurt? Will I feel better about myself? With my luck that episode will be sponsored by Doritos and Budweiser.

 
At 1:58 PM, Blogger Clupbert said...

Well the difference there would be- the people of America can identify with eating mcdonalds every meal everyday, but exercising? America would cringe in unison just watching something like that.

And thanks Sarah, I enjoy killing people.

 

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